J. L. HUDSON, SEEDSMAN, BOX 337, LA HONDA, CALIFORNIA 94020-0337 USA
FWOBA Compliance Page:
In compliance with Article 2, Section 4, of the Federal Waste of Bandwidth Act of 1991 (FWOBA), which requires that "in order to significantly impair the ability of the internet to function as an efficient conduit for the transmission of information," all websites "shall create and maintain at least one completely useless page" (Sect. 4.1), or "to send at least one GB of spam per day" (Sect.4.25), or in lieu of spam or useless pages, to clutter the site with "sufficient useless, pointless, and annoying graphics (preferably moving or flashing) that the use of the site is impaired to a significant degree" (Sect. 4.36), and that "all fines levied pursuant to the enforcement of this Act shall be deposited in the Federal Spam and Misinformation Subsidies Account", such funds to be disbursed to spammers and those maintaining websites containing "false or misleading information" (Sect. 4.76), we hereby post this photograph of a wheelbarrow filled with cut-up hoses:
ATTENTION NITWITS: THIS IS SATIRE!